If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will? - Chapter 63

The next morning, as soon as I woke up, I was met with Zhong Yuan’s ambiguous gaze. I was startled and instinctively shrunk my neck, saying, “Uh… Good morning.”

Zhong Yuan curled his lips slightly and said, “Morning.”

The atmosphere was a bit strange, to be honest. I was still trying to get used to the fact that Zhong Yuan and I had crossed that line, so I lowered my eyes and awkwardly continued, “Hehe, why didn’t you go for morning exercises today?”

“Morning exercises?” Zhong Yuan repeated the words and suddenly smiled in a somewhat lecherous manner.

I didn’t quite understand what he meant, but I was sure he had something mischievous in mind, so I buried my face in the blanket and ignored him.

“Blockhead, blockhead,” Zhong Yuan gently pulled me.

I raised my head, reluctantly asking, “What’s up?”

Zhong Yuan lifted his chin and said, “Give me a good morning kiss.”

I sighed in resignation and pecked his chin.

Suddenly, Zhong Yuan rolled over and pinned me beneath him, using his fingers to caress my lips, his gaze growing increasingly intense.

I felt that something was off about him, so I pushed him away, asking, “What are you doing?”

Zhong Yuan grinned and offered a seductive smile: “Morning… exercises.”

I raised an eyebrow. “…”

Zhong Yuan’s hand ventured under my clothes, exploring up and down. I hurriedly grabbed his hand and frowned, saying, “No, you hurt me yesterday.”

His other hand lingered near my ear as he comforted and tempted me in a low voice, “It won’t hurt this time.”

I turned my face away, not believing his words.

Zhong Yuan lightly brushed against my body, breathing heavily. “Blockhead, I actually hurt too.”

I got angry, thinking he was just playing around. I’d only heard that it might hurt for women the first time, never for men. “Nonsense, where does it hurt for you?”

“Here,” Zhong Yuan said, pulling my hand towards his lower region.

I quickly pulled my hand back, feeling both embarrassed and angry. “You… you… you… beast!”

Zhong Yuan hugged me, grinning. “Beasts eat humans; it’s only natural.” After that, he started to undress me.

I moved slightly and realized my body felt weak and powerless all over. I sighed, “Zhong Yuan, I’m too tired; I don’t have the energy for this.”

Zhong Yuan took off his own clothes and smirked, “Don’t worry, just focus on enjoying yourself.”

I sighed again, “…”

We engaged in some “morning exercises” (covering my face!) for a while, and finally, Zhong Yuan allowed me to get up and have breakfast. After eating, I felt completely drained, so I lay back down on the bed and fell asleep.

When I woke up again, it was already dark outside. I opened my eyes and saw Zhong Yuan with his mysterious gaze fixed on me.

Startled once more, I patted my chest and complained, “What the hell, you’re like a ghost or something.”

Zhong Yuan softly smiled but didn’t say anything.

I found it strange and asked, “You’ve been lying in bed all day?”

Zhong Yuan nodded.

I continued, “Staring at me the whole time?”

Again, Zhong Yuan nodded.

The thought of me sleeping soundly with someone staring at me like that gave me a creepy feeling.

Feeling awkward, I raised my voice to mask my unease: “Well, I’m really thirsty. Could you please get me a glass of water?”

Zhong Yuan obediently got out of bed to fetch some water.

I checked my phone and saw a message from Little Second: “San Mu Tou, did you drain Zhong dry?”

I was so annoyed when I read that message. Before our wedding day,Little Second had vividly explained the dos and don’ts of the wedding night to me, even though I had completely forgotten everything in the heat of the moment. However, there was one thing I remembered very clearly. She had said, “XXOO…”

It could make people full of energy and vitality, and all men are like paper tigers. She even said that with your charm, Third Blockhead, Zhong Yuan would definitely be exhausted and unable to perform…

But now, damn it, I suddenly realized that the things she said about Zhong Yuan seemed to be about me…

So, I angrily dialed Little Second’s phone. She answered nonchalantly, with a playful tone, asking, “Third Blockhead, how did things go last night?”

I exclaimed in anger, “What you said was totally useless! I was almost tortured to death!”

Little Second praised, “So you’re saying our Zhong Yuan is quite vigorous, huh?”

I retorted, “Nonsense, he’s not vigorous at all! Otherwise, he wouldn’t have hurt me so badly.”

Little Second chuckled. “What kind of logic is that? Did you say it backward?”

I scratched my head, not knowing how to defend myself, so I said, “Anyway, there’s something wrong with him! He said it wouldn’t hurt today, but it still did. What’s going on? Did his ‘little brother’ grow thorns or something?”

“Haha, hahaha…” Little Second burst into laughter.

Her laughter annoyed me, so I moved the phone away, feeling a bit puzzled. What’s so funny? I’m being serious here!

At that moment, I noticed someone standing at the bedroom door. He was holding a glass of water, and his face looked somewhat pale.

Uh…

I felt a wave of guilt and cautiously called out, “Zhong Yuan.”

Zhong Yuan walked in expressionlessly, placed the glass of water on the table, and then he looked at me deeply.

I held onto my phone, feeling at a loss.

Zhong Yuan came closer to me, took the phone from my hand, and spoke eight words into it: “Please do not disturb our private time in bed,” and then he hung up.

I blinked in disbelief. “…”