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Chapter 59: I Will Only Feel Sorry for Gie Gie

(T/N: This word is actually written in English and not Chinese, and I do feel that the author was trying to bypass censorship on vulgar words..  I think the actual word is Jj, which is a slang word for P*nis.)

The cultivators were furious.

Ye Linyuan said, “Little brother, you clearly don’t have a woman, do you? How can you treat a beauty so roughly?”

One of the cultivators retorted, “Your…”

He didn’t even get the chance to say the words “Father.”

(T/N: Your father is actually a cursing word that is the same as F*ck in western.)

Ye Linyuan, carrying his large black scythe, turned and flashed a smile at him.

The cultivator stammered, “… great,really great.”

Tang Murou was crying like a pear blossom in the rain, her eyes filled with tender emotion.

Such beauty made Ye Linyuan’s heart, ‘which wanted to pick up several flowers while passing through the bushes‘, stir slightly.

(T/N: This means that he wants to collect more beautiful women.)

There was a mysterious attraction.

Yes, only a peerless beauty like Tang Murou could become his Demon Queen.

He reached out to wipe her tears and gently coaxed her, “Be good. Once you become my queen and serve me well, I promise I won’t touch anyone else. Murou, my heart belongs only to you.”

Jiang Niannian sighed: “The female lead’s aura is truly powerful. The character’s emotional development has finally returned to its proper path. But getting tangled up with this green-haired stud was really irritating.”

Tang Murou pointed at Jiang Niannian and asked, “What about her?”

Ye Linyuan replied, “She’s here… for viewing.”

Jiang Niannian: “…” As expected, all that talk of an evil, domineering aura was just a lie. Men are all dogs behind the scenes. If a stud male side character could ever keep himself pure, then dogs could stop eating poop!

“Ahem.”

Yin Buqi cleared his throat, drawing Jiang Niannian’s attention.

With strong survival instincts, he earnestly said, “Niannian, I’m different from other men.”

Looking at his frail appearance, with his pale face highlighted by his red lips, Jiang Niannian reached out, took his arm, and checked his pulse with her spiritual energy.

He was seriously injured.

Jiang Niannian secretly took out a bottle of spiritual spring water from her stroge pouch and slipped it into his hand to help heal him.

Meanwhile, Ye Linyuan, holding Tang Murou’s hand, confidently declared, “I’m especially gentle with girls. I almost never lay a hand on them.”

Jiang Niannian rolled her eyes.

“But you just hit me.”

Ye Linyuan responded, “Maybe you don’t seem like a girl.”

Jiang Niannian chuckled, and Ye Linyuan, in a good mood, asked, “What? Have you fallen for my charm? I’m quite interesting, you know.”

Jiang Niannian also laughed.

“You are interesting… Um, you just stepped in some poop.”

The air went silent for a moment.

Ahead lay a pitch-black forest.

The deeper they ventured, the more bizarre and densely packed the demon creatures became, filling the air with chaotic noise.

Jiang Niannian: “…” Did they just walk into a demon lair?

As they moved forward, they came across an endless river.

Tang Murou asked, “How do we cross?”

“Just walk across,” Ye Linyuan said, stepping onto the river.

Despite the flowing water, it felt as solid as flat ground.

The followers pushed everyone forward onto the water.

Though the surface was calm, eerie wails like the cries of ghosts could faintly be heard.

After just a few steps, a voice whispered in Jiang Niannian’s ear: “You will never compare to him, and I will never love you.”

“I have to go to the underworld to be with him.”

Was that her own voice?

Who was she talking to?

Why go to the underworld?

Ye Linyuan explained, “This is our Demon Realm’s Huashu River. When fated individuals walk across it, they can hear voices. But those voices all come from the future.”

Jiang Niannian asked him, “Are these voices accurate?”

“Absolutely, beauty. I’ve tested it myself.”

“And what did you hear?”

Ye Linyuan replied, “Not telling you.”

“Hmph, I don’t care to know anyway,” Jiang Niannian muttered, straining to listen, but no further voices came.

When she glanced over, she saw Yin Buqi looking pale, his lips pressed together, clearly lost in thought.

Using her spiritual consciousness, she asked, “Buqi, did you hear something?”

Yin Buqi averted his eyes. “No, I didn’t hear anything… What about you, Niannian?”

Jiang Niannian told him what she had heard, but unexpectedly, Yin Buqi’s face turned even paler, his lips turning blue-white.

“What’s wrong? Is your wound hurting?”

Jiang Niannian reached out to touch him, but Yin Buqi stepped away.

Her hand froze in midair, stunned.

It was the first time Yin Buqi had ever avoided her touch.

Being escorted forward by the followers, Yin Buqi remained silent, his mind in turmoil.

He had lied to Niannian.

In truth, he had heard something.

He had heard someone call him the Nether Evil Resentment Seed—full of resentment.

He had also heard himself begging Jiang Niannian, desperately, not to die.

After crossing Huashu River, they arrived at the Demon Palace.

Vast green vines wrapped around the eaves, and the long corridors of the ancient palace stretched endlessly in both directions.

Surrounded by floating blue ghostly flames, the black palace looked eerie and terrifying, like something out of hell.

As they reached the entrance of the palace, a scantily clad woman, her chest exposed and her appearance flirtatious, came forward and hooked her arm around Ye Linyuan’s.

Her voice was so saccharine that it made everyone’s scalp tingle.

“Ah, My Lord, you’ve returned! Yuer has waited here for you until the flowers withered.”

“You have to make it up to me. Let me serve you well tonight. I’ve learned a lot of new tricks recently~”

Ye Linyuan glanced at Tang Murou and discreetly withdrew his hand.

“Huh? Are these two new sisters?” Yuer looked Jiang Niannian and Tang Murou up and down with hostility in her eyes.

The new arrivals—one delicate and the other gentle—were both so beautiful that they made Yuer feel threatened.

Ye Linyuan laughed and embraced Tang Murou.

“Three days from now, I will marry, and Murou will be my Demon Queen.”

The other beauties’ faces darkened, and their fingers clenched their handkerchiefs as if they wanted to tear them apart.

Then one of them rolled her eyes and, stroking the white jade and red coral hairpin in her hair, said coyly, “My Lord, didn’t you snatch this treasure from the Merman clan and gift it to Yuer? Won’t the Demon Queen be angry when she finds out? Oh, it’s so beautiful.”

“Your Majesty, last night, you shared a bed with Yuer and did all sorts of things. Won’t the Demon Queen be jealous?”

“Will the Demon Queen beat Yuer? The Demon Queen is so scary. Unlike me, I only feel sorry for you, Your Majesty.”

Ye Linyuan immediately jumped up.

“F*ck, stop being so obnoxious!”

“Guards, take her away!”

“Yes, my lord.”

The demon followers dragged Yuer away as she stretched out her hand like Erkang.


(T/N: Erkang is a character from the Chinese drama ‘My Fair Princess.’ )

“My Lord, when the mountains crumble and the earth meets the sky, only then would I leave you! My Lord, Yuer loves you!”

Ignoring her, Ye Linyuan turned back to cradle Tang Murou’s hand.

“She was the one who seduced me, Murou. I only want you!”

Tang Murou pulled her hand away.

“Hmph, I wonder how many others like Yuer are hidden in this Demon Palace!”

Ye Linyuan replied, “There’s no one else, just her.”

Tang Murou pouted. “I won’t like you unless… blah blah blah.”

Ye Linyuan: “Blah blah blah? What does that mean?”

Tang Murou teased, “You figure it out yourself.”

At that moment, the followers pushed open the doors to the Demon Palace.

A crowd of beauties emerged from behind the doors, surrounding Ye Linyuan.

“Welcome back, My Lord!”

Everyone: “…”

Ye Linyuan, does that slap sting a little?

Jiang Niannian hadn’t expected this green-haired stud to be so popular in the Demon Realm.

Looking at the hundreds of beauties as lovely as celestial maidens, she felt aesthetically overwhelmed and lowered her head to start doing eye exercises.

Then it hit her—Ye Linyuan’s true form was a giant snake.

Snakes have two… P*nis. No wonder he’s set up as a stud.

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