If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will? - Chapter 47
After the final exams, winter vacation was about to begin. Our last exam was a simple elective, and I finished it early, leaving the exam room. Zhong Yuan was already waiting for me outside.
Zhong Yuan’s face today had a slightly gloomy expression. He held my hand and said, “I’ll walk you home.”
“Okay,” I replied, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek, which seemed to improve his mood slightly. Both of us were feeling down because the winter vacation meant not seeing each other for over a month. However, I couldn’t stay at school for too long since I hadn’t seen my dad in several months.
Zhong Yuan pulled his suitcase ahead of him as we walked, and we hadn’t said much to each other for a while. When we reached the bus stop, Zhong Yuan finally spoke up, sounding somewhat troubled: “Promise me you won’t drink when you get home.”
I was taken aback for a moment but then hugged his arm and said with a smile, “I promise, I promise. You’re more overbearing than my dad.”
Just as we were talking, the bus arrived. I got on ahead of Zhong Yuan, but as I stepped onto the bus, I felt someone pat my buttocks. I thought it was Zhong Yuan and turned to look at him in surprise.
At that moment, Zhong Yuan was glaring intensely at someone next to me, his face as dark as thunderclouds. I followed his gaze and saw a middle-aged man with a creepy grin staring at me, which startled me.
Wait, did that man just…?
The thought of possibly being harassed by that guy made me feel nauseous.
Sensing Zhong Yuan’s murderous gaze, the creepy man shrank back.
Zhong Yuan stood at the bus door, hesitating whether to get on or not. The impatient bus driver asked, “Are you getting on or not?”
“In a moment,” Zhong Yuan replied, pushing his luggage aside. Then he did something that caught everyone’s attention on the bus.
Out of nowhere, Zhong Yuan grabbed the creepy man’s arm and pulled him off the bus. A horrifying scream echoed from outside, and then Zhong Yuan quickly returned to the bus and nodded to the driver, saying, “Let’s go.”
The bus driver was stunned for a few seconds but eventually drove away.
Everyone on the bus started staring at Zhong Yuan. He nonchalantly walked up to me, circled behind me, and lifted the handrails above, practically enveloping me with his body. I could sense his strong and steady heartbeat against my back.
The tiny flame of curiosity inside me couldn’t be contained any longer, so I asked him, “What did you do to that guy just now?”
Zhong Yuan casually replied in my ear, “Nothing much; I just took his arm off.”
“Just… took his arm off…” I thought, feeling slightly horrified.
After a while, Zhong Yuan’s voice sounded bitter as he said, “I hadn’t even touched that place.”
I was left speechless.
Considering Zhong Yuan’s current mood, I did something unusual and leaned into him, lightly brushing against him, and whispered, “Well, someday you might.”
Zhong Yuan suddenly embraced my waist, pulling me tightly against his body. He nuzzled my neck with his chin, breathing heavily in my ear, his voice husky, “Block head, you’d better marry me soon.”
I couldn’t help but feel embarrassed. This was on a public bus, after all. Couldn’t he be a bit more discreet?
But soon, I stopped thinking about it because I realized that there was something hard pressing against my buttocks, emitting continuous heat. When I finally realized what it was, I…
I felt like I had fallen into the alchemical furnace of Laozi, burning in the scorching flames of the Threefold True Fire.
Time passed quickly, and it was New Year’s Eve.
My dad had gone to the market early in the morning. It was the last market of the year, and even though everyone had already stocked up on festive goods, they still enjoyed going to the market to experience the holiday atmosphere.
I was in the yard, casually lighting firecrackers my dad had bought, the small kind that didn’t cause much damage. I was too scared to play with the bigger ones, like cherry bombs.
At that moment, there was suddenly a commotion at the door, and a group of children seemed to be clamoring for someone named “Atomic Brother.” Wait, Atomic Brother? Zhong Yuan?
Although I knew it was impossible, I couldn’t help but run to the door, and then I was left dumbfounded.
I saw Zhong Yuan smiling, carrying a bag of candies, and handing them out to everyone. Behind him was a black SUV. There were seven or eight children surrounding him, probably all the neighborhood kids. They were lively, tugging at Zhong Yuan’s clothes and saying things like “Atomic Brother, I missed you” and “Atomic Brother, give me more.” Zhong Yuan patiently gave out candies for a while, then gathered the remaining half of the candies and waved, saying, “Come help me with the stuff.” He turned to open the car’s trunk, and the group of kids rushed to carry things into my yard.
Little Baozhu, holding a big box, rushed into the yard and asked Zhongyuan loudly, “Atomic Brother, where should I put this?”
Zhong Yuan walked into the yard, placed the half bag of candies on the table under the tree, and said, “Just put it under the tree. After we finish moving everything, take the remaining candies and those boxes of chocolates for yourselves. Go ahead and enjoy them, but no fighting.”
The group of kids happily agreed and ran around excitedly.
I rubbed my eyes and pinched my hand, as if… I wasn’t dreaming?
Zhong Yuan stood under the plane tree, then suddenly turned to look at me, smiling, and said, “Block head, come here.”
As if under a spell, I subconsciously took a step toward him.
Zhong Yuan took my hand, then turned to Little Baozhu and said, “After you finish moving everything, close the gate.” He then led me into the house.
As soon as we entered the house, I was pressed against the door, and a passionate kiss descended upon me.
Zhong Yuan held my lips with urgency, sucking and licking as if he wanted to devour me alive. I was startled by his intense kiss, unable to move, and pressed tightly against the door behind me, feeling a bit overwhelmed.
Zhong Yuan leaned over me, pushing me against the door, making it difficult for me to breathe. His tongue danced in my mouth, tangling with mine in a playful, teasing manner. I tilted my head, struggling to find a moment to catch my breath.
But this guy was incredibly wild today, and I couldn’t resist his advances.
In order not to be kissed to death, I bit Zhong Yuan’s lips hard until a faint taste of blood spread between our lips, and he finally released me.
At this point, he was still hovering over me, and I was gasping for air, my head spinning. He took the opportunity to open my mouth again, his tongue exploring my mouth and teasing mine. I leaned against the door, unable to move.
At this moment, I realized that Zhong Yuan’s lips were bitten, and I felt a bit embarrassed. I looked at him apologetically. Zhong Yuan licked the blood off his lips, his eyes sparkling with a desire that was both sultry and alluring, like a bloodthirsty demon. He cupped my face, lowered his head to get closer to me, and lightly rubbed his lips against the corner of my mouth, whispering softly, “Then let’s die together.”
With that, he captured my lips in a passionate kiss.
…
Before I died, Zhong Yuan let go of me, then pulled me into his arms and held me tightly. He leaned close to my ear and chuckled softly. After laughing for a while, he whispered in a low voice, “Blockhead, did you miss me?”
I lay in his arms, mumbling, “Yes.”
Zhong Yuan nuzzled my neck with his chin. “I missed you too,” he said softly.
I hugged him, nuzzling against him, and although I didn’t say anything, my heart was filled with sweetness and happiness.
Zhong Yuan then asked, “Has that Zhang Xu been bothering you?”
I replied, “No.”
Zhong Yuan asked, “Did you go to the class reunion?”
I said, “Yes.”
Zhong Yuan asked, “Did you drink alcohol?”
I hesitated and replied, “… Just one glass.”
Zhong Yuan said, “Really?”
I explained, “It was a toast to the teacher; I had to… and I didn’t get drunk.”
Zhong Yuan said, “No, you promised me.”
I said, “Alright, how do you want to punish me?”
Zhongyuan: “Take advantage of me.”
Me: “…”