Summary
Sypnosis:
As the foremost music-cultivation sect in the immortal realm, Changqing Sect has always been famous for its “Three Best Traits”:
The master and disciples have the best looks.
The sect’s environment and location are the best.
The weapons and gear are of the highest grade.
Guqin, jade flute, harp, pipa…
Exquisite in every way, infinitely elegant, and a complete feast for the eyes and mind.
Ji Bingyu, who transmigrated into the original novel’s “white moonlight”, was extremely satisfied with all this.
——Until she summoned a suona (a piercingly loud Chinese trumpet) from the Nine-Tier Pavilion.
Ji Bingyu: ?
Everyone at Changqing Sect: ???
From that day on, the original plot ran wild like an unbridled horse, rushing straight into the sea, never to return.
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Before meeting Ji Bingyu—
The wildly domineering Demon Lord: “Nothing in this world can make me bow!”
The cold, ruthless Sword Pavilion Master: “In this world, only a select few are worthy of me drawing my sword.”
The breathtakingly beautiful Demon Race Young Master: “Teehee, only true beauty can make me surrender.”
Later—
Demon Lord: “Ji Bingyu, put that damn suona down! I’m losing sleep again!”
Sword Pavilion Master: “You, suona, me, draw sword!”
Demon Race Young Master: “I was too young back then. I didn’t realize the suona is the true supreme beauty.”
……
Human joys and sorrows rarely overlap, but Master Qingxuzi was the only one who never found Ji Bingyu noisy.
Deeply touched, Ji Bingyu swore she would train even harder to bring honor to the sect!
Finally, the moment the suona-version Italian Artillery made its debut, everyone fell into collective silence.
#You call this a music cultivator?!#
#Ah, our immortal realm is truly doomed.#